keep your 3rd eye open

badbilliejean:

trust your instincts

sometimes you can feel the boom

before you can spot the explosion

worldofthecutestcuties:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.
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I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..

..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.

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David Wong, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person

This never gets old. 

(via denasynesthesia)

"Stay close to anything that makes you glad you are alive."
—   Hafiz (via psych-facts)
ifpaintingscouldtext:

Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec | In Bed The Kiss | 1892
"Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute."
— George Bernard Shaw (via quotethat)
princessbunny-and-sirprince:

This is something Sir has been wanting to photograph for a while. One incredible hard spank on each cheek to make a nice welted hand print.

juggernaat:

The problem with a history of depression and anxiety is that you can never know if you’re “just having one of those weeks” or if you’re sliding back down into those places you swore you’d never go again.

neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait